Tagged by Isaac. Seriously. Of all people, me? I'm one of the most boring persons...anyway, here goes nothing.
Percentage of my life I had turned into a jumbled mess:
[ ] Gotten detention. (goodness no!)
[ ] Gotten your phone taken away in class. (ha, you wish)
[ ] Gotten suspended. (no way. Ever. But it would be fun to miss a day of school...)
[ ] Gotten caught chewing gum. (uh...no chewing gum ever made it out of my house unless they're gonna be incinerated...)
[ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test. (too pure, too pure)
Total: 0
[ ] Arrived late to class more than 5 times. (hmm, maybe I have...but I can't be sure. It's usually Bio cuz it's either in the lab or after PE...)
[X] Didn’t do homework over 5 times (c'mon, don't tell me you've NEVER...)
[ ] Turned at least 3 projects in late (ha, I'm too nerd for that...but Bio PT may just be turned in late...)
[ ] Missed school cause you felt like it. (what the?)
[ ] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class. (lol. I'd like that...but what's there to laugh at? Chinese teacher's dress sense? Actually, I'd get quite a kick out of that, yeah...)
Total : 1
[ ] Got your mom / dad etc. to get you out of school. (I wish I were sick enough or had lesser pride than I do to skip school because of a terrible stomachache...)
[ ] Texted people during class. (Miss PIT Anabelle will book me for that. She's sitting right in front of me. *gag*)
[X] Passed notes. (acted as the go-between for Moira and Rachel...)
[ ] Threw stuff across the room. (like what? Paper pellets?)
[ ] Laughed at the teacher. (that'll be awesome...)
Total : 2
[ ] Pulled down the Fire Alarm. (go die. I'll get a straight SOM for that, I think)
[ ] Went on Myspace , Facebook , Xanga , etc. on the computer at school. (how come I never knew I had an account?)
[X] Took Pictures during school hours. (oh yeah, during ICT when we played with the Macs...)
[ ] Called someone during School hours.
[X] Listened to an iPod , CD , etc... During class. (oh! Back in Rosyth after PSLE. Too slack to do anything at all...)
Total : 4
[ ] Threw something at the teacher (I'll DIE)
[ ] Went outside the classroom without permission. (what the...)
[X] Broke the dress code. (oh yes I did. I forgot to bring my name tag and got booked. But hey! It's not my fault my memory got loose when I was a baby!)
[X] Failed a class. (ooh, you won't believe how many times I've failed it...)
[ ] Ate food during class. (during History. Miss Syazwani allowed it. Boring question...)
Total : 6
[ ] Gotten a call from school. (uh...)
[ ] Couldn’t go on a field trip cause you behaved badly. (do we even have field trips in RGS?)
[X] Didn’t take your stuff to school. (gah, happens all the time cuz my memory just sucks...almost had to 背诵诗 (did I use the correct words?)...brr.)
[ ] Gotten a detention and didn't go. (ha! never got booked more than once in each category before...)
[ ] Stuck up your middle finger at a teacher when they were not looking. (goodness no! I could never do that! It's too unholy!)
[ ] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear (*raises eyebrow*)
Total : 7
[X] Faked your parents signature (ooh, I did that once in P2 when I was so afraid of being reprimanded for terrible 听写 grades...)
[ ] Slept in class. (almost. You won't believe how boring Geog was...maybe it was just the teacher factor...)
[ ] Cursed at a teacher to their face. (*gasps*)
[X] Copied homework (all the time. Nothing new. Mostly Maths from Rachel.)
Total: 9
take your answer x3
9x3=27
I have screwed up 27% of my life! (Er...tell me it's inaccurate...I thought most of my life was one whole screwy mess...)
repost as: I have screwed up ___% of my life
tag 10 ppl:
You *points*
You *points*
You *points*
And you, that pretty lady/handsome young man there! *catcalls*
-repeats 2.5 more times unless unsuccessful-
Hm, now let's take something out of AY's blog...I wasn't tagged, but whatever. Does this even have a tag system?
Let others know a little more about yourself, re-post this as your name followed by "ology"
Ferrer(O)LOGY
***********FOOD-OLOGY***************
What is your salad dressing of choice?
I don't eat salad...
What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Um...my home!
What food could you eat for 2 weeks straight and not get sick of it?
Nothing. I used to think I could stand wanton mee, but I got tired of it after a while. Don't even get me started about fast food. I eat it once, I can't take another bite of it until a week later...
What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Meat, mince meat, ham, luncheon meat, more meat, button mushroom, lots of cheese...um...what else is there?
What do you like to put on your toast?
Butter!
**********TECHNOLOGY***************
How many television sets are in your house?
2, I think.
What color of cell phone do you have?
White and orange.
***************BIOLOGY******************
Are you right-handed or left-handed?
RIGHT! Though I want to be ambidextrous...
Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Hm, hair, teeth, two of my toe nails (I do not mean that white part, I mean when your toe nail goes black because you hit something hard on it...), uh...saliva? Boogey?
What is the last heavy item you lifted?
That's hard. I can't remember. Perhaps my bottle? No wait. My bottle goes in my bag, so my bag would be the last heavy item I lifted! By the way, what's considered heavy?
Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Nope. Nada. But I have been unconscious before. 3 times, apparently. I'm fairly proud of it.
************BULLCRAPOLOGY**************
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Oh yes please. I'll know when to sabo mangakas to finish their serieses.
If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Let's see...Ferrero Rocher? I'm pretty happy with my name as it is, but it would be better if Mr Wong could pronounce it properly... Hey! maybe I could get a Jap name! Like Rei or something!
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
No freaking way. Curry burns my tongue. Tobasco kills.
***********DUMBOLOGY******************
How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
What's a flip flop? A slipper?
Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
I hope I never...
Last person you talked to?
My mum. She shouted to see if I was still awake...
Last person you hugged?
That's like ancient history!
**************FAVORITOLOGY****************
Season?
AUTUMN! All the cruching of the leaves under your feet...ah...
Holiday?
Christmas? But seriously, my birthday should be celebrated globally so I can have the day off school...
Day of the week?
Saturday. Wake up late, sleep late, but that doesn't seem to be the case recently...
Month?
February and November. Feb: My B-day Nov: END OF EXAMS! Oh wait, exams begin in November too...
***********CURRENTOLOGY*****************
Missing someone?
Nope. I'm so unfeeling...
Mood?
Neutral. No, I'm not like Mr. Leow. I do not go to the water cooler when I require services of the toilet.
What are you listening to?
Calming and soothing patter of rain and the most annoying TV that has some guy speaking in Chinese...
Watching?
My hands typing and the words starting to appear. Oh look. It's the letter 'r'. No wait, it's '.' now...
Worrying about?
Nothing, really. Doesn't do me good to fuss over exams and study. If I don't get good grades I'll get depressed...
***************RANDOMOLOGY*****************
First place you went this morning?
Um, we all wake up in our rooms, right?
What's the last movie you saw?
I think it was Wall.E. Hey, but I watched snapshots of 'Legally Blonde' which my English teacher showed us. Is that counted as a movie?
Do you smile often?
Rachel says I'm possessed if I'm not all smiley and happy. What do you think?
***************QUESTIONS***************
1)Do you always answer your phone?
Um...usually no. I hate phones. They weigh down your pocket and are extremely irritating...
2) It's four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
Oh goodness. I've died...
3) If you could change your eye color what would it be?
Not changing, thank you, but I'll like it if my inner rim was a little more golden...
4) What flavor do you add to your drink at SonicSonic?
What's SonicSonic?
5) Do you own a digital camera?
My parents don't trust me with anything that is not attached to either me or the house...
6) Have you ever had a pet fish?
Yup. But they all died after a few days. It's rare they get to live past a month...
7) Favorite Christmas song?
All?
8) What's on your wish list for your birthday?
Manga! Preferably in English. Goodness knows the ratio of my Chinese manga to English. Oh, and Hikaru no Go, please. Pot can be in Chinese for all I care because the books I have now are in Chinese.
9) Can you do push ups?
Why'd you wanna know? But I'll have you know I can do the female standard quite well. About 20 at one go. Oh, but I can't do a single male one...
10) Can you do a chin up?
Um, when the bar is at 1m high?
11) Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
You mean death? Yes, I am excited about death. I'm going to heaven!
12) Do you have any saved texts?
What's that?
13) Ever been in a car wreck?
THAT"LL BE SO COOL! But I don't want to die yet.
14) Do you have an accent?
Don't we all? No one has the same style, right? And if it's different from others it's your own personal accent, right?
15) What is the last song to make you cry?
Do songs even make me cry? Oh wait, yes there's one. It's called 'Higher' by my church. It's awesome. Brought some emotions back to my unfeeling heart...God really touched me...
16) Plans tonight?
Go to sleep.
17) Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
What bottom? (I'm so ignorant to everything...)
18) Name 3 things you bought in the last week.
My lunch. A pen. Styrofoam.
19) Have you ever been given roses?
Goodness no! Who'd want them? They poke people, plus, they're flowers! (and they're pink!)
20) Current worry?
None.
21) Current hate right now?
...?
22) Met someone who changed your life?
'Course! God did, didn't he? And everybody else too. You know, like particles? Once you hit another you change directions...
23) How did you bring in the New Year?
Huh? Me? Oh no. I'm too insignificant to have the great New Year allow itself to be carried in by me!
24) What song represents you?
Can't think of any songs right now...
25) Name three people who might complete this?
Me! I'll finish it once I'm done with the next 2 questions! God may not have the time...what about you? You wouldn't mind right?
26) What were you doing at 12 AM last night?
Is that noon? Oh wait, night. I was...somewhere doing something...probably sleeping. I don't know if I sleepwalk...
27) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Another freaking minute...
SECOND QUIZ
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesnt make sense. NO CHEATING!4. Tag 5 ppl at their tagboard to ask them to do this!
5. Bold the questions and with the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.
How are you feeling today?
Valley of the Damned by Dragonforce. Wow. I must be feeling really lousy...
Will you get far in life?
Stuck with Me by Green Day. Oh yes. My life will stick with me. If not, it wouldn't be my life, right?
How do your friends see you?
Famous Last Words by My Chemical Romance. Oh goodness, I'm dead in their eyes...
Will you get married?
White Storm by Ensiferum. That's a no! *feels cheerful that any wedding I'll be in will be a disaster*
What is your best friend's theme song?
Jigga What/Faint by Linkin Park. It's a remix, and it's really vulgar. That's an absolute lie.
What is the story of your life?
Foreward by Linkin Park. Lol. This is just the start. Nothing interesting. Perhaps a few tinkling from broken shards?
What was high school like?
1STP KLOSR by Linkin Park. Remix again. Closer to what? The rat race? Death? Failure at jobs? What a dim future...
How can you get ahead in life?
Announcement Service Public by Linkin Park. Even I don't know what that is...
What is the best thing about your friends?
Somewhere I Belong by Linkin Park. This has got to be the most contextually right answer...
What is in store for this weekend?
I'll Stand by You by...uh...I dunno. Stand by whatta?
What song describes you?
Born to Try by...I dunno who again. Sounds cool...but a tad to Philo, if you ask me.
To describe your grandparents?
1985 by Bowling for Soup. They'll still be old then. XD Yup. Old as ever.
How is your life going?
Closing Time by Semisonic. I'm gonna die? Well, they say the good die young!
What song will they play at your funeral?
Everlasting Love by...whoever. *GAG*. Lol, but my parents will still love me, and I them, right? I'll be in heaven keeping watch.
How does the world see you?
Colours of the Rainbow by guy-with-rough-and-totally-not-sexy-voice. Uh...I light up people's day with some calm happiness? I thought I was the hyper kind...
Will you have a happy life?
Here I am to Worship Call by Hillsong. FINALLY, a Christian song. I do live my life to worship, right?
What do your friends really think of you?
Pretty woman by extremely-ew-artiste. Goodness NO.
Do people secretly lust after you?
Cemetary Drive by My Chemical Romance. What, dead people?
How can I make myself happy?
In the End by Linkin Park. It's the same as AY! Uh...in the end?
What should you do with your life?
No More Sorrow by Linkin Park. Great suggestion. Now if only there wasn't school...
Wil you ever have children?
Give 'Em Hell Kid by My Chemical Romance. Yeah! I'll give my kids hell if I ever have any, so best not to.
Lol.
