ALL THOSE WHO COME HERE HAVE TO READ THIS!

Okay, this is weird.

SICK GUY CALLED JOVYN ON MSN!

If anyone receives some invitation indicating that he/she wants to be your contact, and the email address goes something like or something along those lines, DO NOT ACCEPT.

That person is a sick idiot. Probably a guy.

He says stuff like "I love you" and his MSN font is Ravie, I think.

If you actually accept his invite and have a decent conversation with him without him going "I love you" or "What's your name" or "Are you a boy or a girl" or "Are you a child or an adult", congrats.

That guy is clearly a lecher. *Shudders*

If you have a conversation with him and you tell him you're gonna block him, he goes "f*** you". Then you go and delete this contact to avoid further misleading which would probably end up in you being kidnapped for some ransom money.

In a last ditch attempt to get you to not block him (you should delete him secretly), he'll keep repeating "I love you" and "Sexy body" (bleh). Eww! Gross.

The moment you irritate him (and spoil his plans, ha!), he starts cussing.

Like when he asks for your name, give your nickname. Then he asks again what is your name. Say that you're only an acquaintance (or even less) and that you'd rather stick to your nickname.

Then when you ask him how he got your email address, he'll say I got it from a friend, or some crack pot story like that. Probably didn't expect you to put up a resistance, ha!

He says his name is Jovyn.

When he asks for your gender or age, tell him it's none of his business and that he should keep his filthy nose out of that.

He should be wondering (and probably doubting) whether you'd be a vulnerable and good prey to pick on and lure out for ransom (or maybe for some...ahem...sexual intercourse. Don't make me say that again) by then.

Then once he gets you hooked to the whole "I love you" thing and makes you feel special, he'll make a move and reveal his ulterior motive! Mua ha ha ha ha!

*Quickly changes back to serious face*

Sa, don't be tricked. Stay away from this guy. Or, er, sick girl.

Don't be fooled.

Yudan sezu ni ikou. Roughly translated into "Let's not get careless". =D From Prince of tennis!

RL (I'm being serious here...)

Woots!

Okay, I've completed Physics PT!! YAY!

Someone pat my back!

But then again, somebody kill me. The video quality is like crap lah, but I hope Mrs. Teo will understand! =D You can't even hear me talking.

So anyway, I'm deciding to finally comtinue with the drawing of the Condo Heroes!! Fans! Cheer for me!

Ahem. Down to serious matters. AY, I've continued drawing. Can you tell me what to do next?

Anyway, today was my first ballet lessons in 3 weeks! I'm starting Intermediate Foundation (my teacher calls it "Majors Level") and today was the first lesson! I just realized that I need a lot of strength built up in muscles IN THE CORRECT PLACES.

Er, I'm dead. My muscles are in my stomach (a little), arms and legs, although the thigh looks more like fats when not in use. I have to hold my hand in one position for at least half a minute, have a 1 second rest, and repeat this cycle about 7 more times.

DIEEEEEE!

Everybody scream with me! DIEEEEEEE!

Ah. I feel better.

I'm tryin' to draw at least 50 random people from each gender, so far I've got 5 guys and 4 girls... ah. Lots more to go.

Ja. I'd better work on the CH (Condo Heroes) now.

EASTER!!! is over

Man, that post title sucked. Still.

Should I change my blog picture? I mean, it's been sittin' there and layin' eggs for at least 3 months now.

Anyway, MAXIMUM RIDE: THE FINAL WARNING is supposed to be out by 17th March. Well, in some countries, at least. When I went to Popular to check today, they said the stocks haven't arrived yet. What the heck. It's been 6 days already.

So ah, today, there's no Ignyte (youth service at Trinity Christian Centre@ Payar Lebar) so I had to join the adult service. I shall now spread something interesting.

To all Christians out there!!!

The pastor said that the Jews had a hard time accepting Jesus as their lord and saviour because their mindset was like: People nailed on the cross are punished and cursed by God, so they find it very hard to believe that Jesus was going to deliver them from the Romans.

The pastor said, "To show you what the Jews felt, fix your eyes on the screens (or something like that)."

Mas Salamat's face flashed on the screens.

Are you laughing right now?

"This is your saviour," he told us. "He will deliver you from evil and the devil."

Are you laughing even harder right now?

=F wow. it looks like a vampire...

Tomorrow's gonna be the worst day of my life.

Ballet exam-Check
Geog homework-Check
EL homework-Check
私函 (erm, that's how it's written, right?)-Not done
Piano Theory exam-Not done

Let me just die.

People keep contacting me on the format of the si han, but even I also don't know.


And, uh, I'm so gonna fail my Theory Exam!
< /randomness >

Ballet exam was fine, but then I so totally flunked my balance. I can't do pirouettes, I can't do my releves on one foot properly, I can't do attitude derriere and my grand battement either, all because my balance went haywire during the exam and now I'm so sure I failed! Erm, ignore the sudden display of emotion. =D

And I'm not even sure if you guys know how to pronounce those terms.

Pirouette: pee-row-at
Releve: rare-le-vei
Derriere: dare-ree-air
Grand: grond
Battement: bat-mont

These are all French.

XP

My theory exam is tormorrow and I'm so sure I'm gonna flunk it like crazy.

DIE!

Jaz, I'll say it once and I won't say it again.

TAKE AWAY ALL THE ALERTS ON YOUR BLOG! IT'S GONNA FRY EVERYONE'S HEAD! At most just leave it at 1 round. Don't double it. The next time I go there, I'll press enter all throughout.

I got my 1st ever booking!

Okay, normally, it's not what you'd celebrate and tell the whole world about.

I just forgot to wear my stupid freakin' name tag and they booked me. No fair. It's not my problem that my memory is like crap lah!

Today's History was as crap as my memory. ARGH! I hate SAs.

Today we also had EL Lit FA. I filled one whole piece of paper with what Regina called 'cursive writing'. Cursive meh? It was more of slanted...

So that sucked too.

Today we received Tribune's March magazine or tabloid, whatever it is. It's so cool! You don't know how funny some of the articles can be.

e.g.
Friend:o.0 OK...
What She Means: You need therapy. As soon as possible.

And there's one under 'how to keep a secret'.

'1: There's always the classic: taping your mouth shut and knocking yourself unconscious.'

So funny! lol! If only you guys (if you're not from RGSS) could read it! Cracked my sides and now I'll probably have a hard time stitching it back up.

Anyway, did I mention how much I love notebooks? The type which you write or pen down some stuff in?

I just got a new one today even though I have at least 10 which I haven't finished using yet. And it's some Motorola one with such a funky design. Its design was so cool that I decided to ignore what little pink there was on the cover page.

You should see the pages inside! They're so cool!

School holidays starts from today, and there's no house prac. or PSL session tomorrow so I can sleep late! Yay!

P.S. The PSLs lectured us today for stalking. It's not my problem. Cough cough (insert a stalker's name from class 110 of year'08) cough cough. I didn't even bother looking at them twice! Actually, I looked at them many times, but only during PSL sessions! Outside that, I hardly ever see them so I don't care.

Permission SLIPs and Field TRIPs

Ah, those who have read Fang's blog (mentioned in Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports) would understand what I was saying. Anyway, I'll be so damned. I signed up to go for the OmniMax show thingy tomorrow but I didn't receive the form, so now I'm stuck here with no form, and thus no means of going to watch the show. Crap.

Which is pretty much a HUGE and MASSIVE understatement.

AND I HAVEN"T DONE MY 小练笔 YET! ARGH!

And I still have a Condo Heroes comic book to update, then I'll send if off packing to it's other co-creator...the infamous CHARON! Or Tan An Yan, or An Yan, or AY, or Onion. Your choice.

Sa, I think she's going to kill me if I don't give it to her by the start of the new term two weeks later, but in the March holidays, I have 1 ballet exam to attend, and 1 piano theory too!

Such an inconvenience that no one believes that I do ballet, and the fact that I'm in Grade 5 and I passed Grade 4 with Merit, just 3 marks below Distinction. =F (Sense the sarcasm) Mrs. Abbas even asked me to do a pirouette IN the NEEDLEWORK room.

Heck?

I'm supposed to spin around on my toes in school shoes and a pinafore laden with a heavy wallet and a 4 year-old handphone?

Hell no!

But you guys still can't ever see me dance, geddit?

=D

And you're supposed to reply: Yes, geddit. And salute or kowtow to me as if I were your kami-sama (uh, that's God)! Mua ha ha ha ha ha!

Great, now I'm blesphamising. Oh, sometimes I wish I could just shut my trap and leave it there.