Happy New Year, dudes! Yeah! 2008 here we come!

I had a cool time at East Coast Park.

You know:

1. Cycling in the rain ALONE at around 18:05 (i separated from the group cuz i needed the toilet)

2. Getting all soaked to the bones, returning our bikes 1 hour earlier at 18:30 (okay, this part wasn't so cool)

3. The guy miscalculating the number of bikes that we returned so I had to get my EZ-link card late (and neither is this part)

4. Freezing in MacDonalds, eating an upsized Fillet-O-Fish plus an extra burger (also Fillet-O-Fish) all by myself

5. Stinking like someone set off a stink bomb in my clothes

6. My new book (Maximum Ride: School's Out Forever) getting wet

7. And finally bathing in hot water

Actually, no. 2-6 wasn't cool at all.

Anyway, I hadn't cycled in 3 years, and suddenly, I had to cycle in the rain on slippery road?

So I cycled briskly for 15 minutes, then turned back, cycled 2 minutes, and had to race all the way back to MacDonalds in less than 10 minutes. IN THE RAIN.

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I'm watching Danny Phantom now on my computer, recently, I acquired 29 episodes! Oh yeah!

Playing D-Stabilized

Danny Phantom rocks!

Back.

I came back from BeiJing a few days ago.

Didn't get anything for anyone. Sorry!

It was downright freezing and I vow never to complain about Singapore's climate ever again.

The great wall was boring. Climbed past 3 of those tower things and then I felt warm. Not sweating. A very nice feeling you get after exercising in very cold weather.

You know their English is real terrible?

I'll give you a few notices I saw:

`Careful Hit Head

`小心地滑 got translated into:
Beware of Landslide

`This is the venue where people are gathered after being scattered in the Orientabay International Hotel
(They needn't use words of that level of meaning. It makes it sound stupid. And they spelt their hotel name wrongly. It's supposed to be Orientalbay International Hotel. They missed the 'l'.)

These are a few. I have more in the photographs my brother has taken.

Seriously, their college English is equal to our P6! Well, at least to us, you know, GE kids.

I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS

Okay, yesterday, I was minding my own business in my new church (cuz' I couldn't go for the Youth group in my previous one due to full schedule), when I found out that Darren (the one and only *rolls eyes*) was in the same church as I am now. Ya know, Trinity Christian Centre.

And I'm almost totally freaked out.

I was never expecting anyone I knew to be there. Let alone Darren, of all people. But hey, he came in handy when I didn't know who Sister Jeann was. I just shoved the paper into his hands and went off with my brother.

Oh, I forgot, and I said 'Thanks'. See? I mind my manners.

*Smiles brightly*

I'm a bit nutty today, and probably for the next few months or so

I just got introduced to 'American Dragon: Jake Long' last Monday and it was so cool! I mean, I like 'Danny Phantom' too, but I can hardly find any of the episodes on VeohTV (which I downloaded so I could download 'Ultimate Enemy' [one of the 'Danny Phantom' episodes]. Do I make any sense to you?)

ADJL is a show about this boy who found out he's the American Dragon when he's 13. His name is Jake Long (龙). His grandpa, Lao Shi (老师), is his Dragon Master, much to the dislike of the Dragon Council. So Jake is supposed to keep America safe from magical creatures.

Disney cancelled 'American Dragon' so there's no 3rd season, just like Nickelodean cancelled 'Danny Phantom' so there's no 4th season. Why are all the good shows cancelled?

Anyway, for Am Drag, I found the episodes all the way from 'Old School Training' to 'The Long Weekend'. I couldn't find anymore of the 1st season.

For the 2nd season, I found 'Love Cruise', 'Year of the Jake', 'Siren Says', 'Shaggy Frog', and 'Hong Kong Longs'. Couldn't find anymore.

I tried all the shortcuts, like 'Am Drag', 'ADJL', 'American Dragon' (this one's not really a shortcut, just chipping out the 'Jake Long' part) and stuff like that.

And you know there's a wrestler called 'American Dragon'? Well, that's his wrestling name, but still. Maybe his real name is Jake Long! Ha ha!

Anyway, here's some pictures of the characters.

Jake's Grandfather and Dragon Master: Lao Shi

A wise old Chinese man

&

A blue Chinese dragon

Jake's Father: Jonathan Long

Doesn't know he married into a family of dragons until the last episode

Jake's Mother

The dragon thing skipped her generation

Jake Long

The American Dragon who loves skateboarding

Jake's Dragon Form

Have I mentioned that he's the cockiest dragon ever?

Haley Long

Jake's annoying little goody-two-shoes sister who is also a dragon; a pink one

Jake's Best Friends

Trixie

'Mama' Trixie

Spud

A very dense genius

I did this drawing, and I hope you like it.

FLY

I hope you like it. It's called 'Fly'. That's right, I'm going bonkers. I'm naming a work of art (not).

It's copyright.

You want it, just copy it, but stick in a 'disclaimer'.

hi there!

it's been a really long time since i last posted.

last sunday (11/11/2007):
I went to a new church for the second time. Second time as in I'm going to that church for the second time. The church is called Trinity Christian Centre @ Paya Labar (I think that's how it's spelt). My parents made me go to Ignyte (yes, it's spelt correctly) which is a session for 13-19 year olds. Honestly, bossy people. And for the first time in my life, I cried during praise and worship. It might have been the holy spirit.

today (16/11/2007):
last day of school! I've been looking forward to this day since 3 years ago when I was condemned to the GEP.

future; next thursday (22/11/2007):
argh! PSLE results!!! So that day I'll see whether I'll get 300 bucks or not...

far future; one month from now (16/12/2007):
i'm going to BeiJing! See ya!

far far future (21/12/2007):
i think this is when I need to go to RG (if I ever get in) for something. But I'll still be in BeiJing...

far far far future (22/12/2007):
i think this is when my trip to BeiJing ends. Ooh! I love aeroplane rides! They're the best part of going overseas, especially if the journey is very long!

far far far far future (25/12/2007):
CHRISTMAS!!! Merry Christmas! I hope I get lots of books for Xmas! I hope I get 'Twilight', 'New Moon', 'Eclipse', 'Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment', and 'Maximum Ride: School's Out Forever'! Well, I probably won't get 'em. I'll have to buy them myself.
Anyway, I bought my brother's and sister's Xmas present already. I just hope they like it.

far far far far far future (31/12/2007):
count down...

far far far far far far future (01/01/2008):
it's weird to type 2008 instead of 2007. But anyway, happy New Year in advance!

I'm sorry God!

seriously, I'm sorry, God.

i did not say 'Oh, my God' (that's blesphemy), but I said the 'f' word. oh shit. 3rd time this year. first 2 times was because i was singing to a song with the 'f' word.

i was playing Uno with AnYan, Vera, YT, and WeiTing (I think) and I did something that was a disadvantage to Vera, and I heard her say something which sounded like 'f*** you.'

then i said, 'don't f*** me, lah.' even before my head had comprehended a single thing.

turns out Vera just said, 'frikin' you.' crap, right?

so i when i went home i deleted all the linkin park songs which has the 'f' word in them from my playlist, so when i played the list, i won't hear songs with the 'f' word. there were 3 songs.

i broke my no. 1 principle: not to say the 'f' word.

'oh shit' and 'crap' pretty much sums it up although they're humongous understatements.

i'm bored stiff

k, so i'm bored stiff

doesn't take a genius 2 work that out

and i'm gonna admit that going 2 school is better than going to JC (check out my posts from the prehistoric times if u dunno what it means)

in jc, it's a/c (air-con) all day and i think i'm gonna be frozen desert soon if i stay there any longer

i'm still wondering why i haven't aquired a nice new layer of fats yet after spending about 17 h 30 min there a week when there's school and 60 h there a week when it's the school hols

honestly, i'm not looking forward 2 the hols much. only christmas

but lucky me, as of December 2007, i'm nvr going back 2 there again!

i wonder if any of u r all jittery about the PSLE results? my mum is...

anyway, these r some stuff i did over the week.

Faces!!!

Beast Boy

Clown

Count Dracula

Patchwork Monster

Smoking Addict

The Devil

Light Up the Sky; The Great Escape: these are the new songs i like

Light Up the Sky - Yellow card






i noe the video is a bit nuts, but i heard it over the radio and decided it was nice so i went to find the name and band of the song. you gotta admit, Ryan Key (vocals, guitar) in this single looks a lot like chester (Linkin Park's lead vocals) when he (chester) got featured in 'In the End'.



anyway, it was a genius song

The Great Escape - Boys Like Girls





again, i heard it over the radio.


i'm not sure if u want to bother to listen to them, but one thing for sure, if you're a Linkin Park fan, you'd probably end up liking 'Light Up the Sky'. Yellow card is a pop punk/alternative rock band, Linkin Park is an alternative rock/nu-metal/rapcore/alternative metal band.

happy watching/listening! =)

oh yeah, have i mentioned that at church today i lost one out of three of my father's PDAs? the one with the sudoku and S$40 online bible program. somehow, i don't feel very guilty...

complete makeover!

as you can see (if you're even there), i've changed my blog picture, colour scheme and cbox, which is almost considered as a complete makeover for the blog.

Picture: i did it myself, so don't scream or anything if you hate it. i did it using microsoft paint. got bored, looked at the Maximum Ride book, got reminded of my favourite colours and a song (to be more specific, 'The Kill') and POOF! i got the picture AND the words in it.

colour: Fave colours. Black and Red. Thing got spoilt before i could change THIS text colour. dunno what happened. something to do with 'error on page', which means that the page was errorred. wait, is there such a word?

cbox: Just changed it to fix the colour, and no ones gonna miss it anyway.

one question, why am i talking to mid-air? Am i rambling?

60th post!!!

This is getting boring. I mean, like, nobody ever comes so nobody ever reads. ;P

This is my 60th post on this blog.

I wanna change the template but I dunno how.

Blogger NEVER accepts any blogskins I took from blogskins.com.

And I dunno HTML code.

So there.

I WANNA DO SOMETHING TO MY BLOG SKIN!!!

PSLE = Please Suck Like Emus

Whee! Last exam! Some more my favourite!

English:

Quite easy compared to the practice papers we did.

Maths:

My friend from Hougang say tough and they couldn't finish it...but I finished it with 45 minutes to spare! This subject, I minused 2 marks already. Got Q15 wrong. xP

Chinese:

Die die die! I hate it, so I think it's tough. But everybody thinks it's easy. xP

Science:

Yet to see...


There, now you have my exam in a few words and sentences. =)

I'm gonna eat dinner.

Bye bye!

THis is somEtHing rEaLLy fuNNy I fOunD on ThE neT

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This is funny! My father looked at me weirdly when I was reading this, cause I was laughing like mad =)

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Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping.

(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:

Directions: Use like regular soap.

(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:

Serving suggestion: Defrost.

(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:

(printed on bottom of the box)Do not turn upside down.

(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

Product will be hot after heating.

(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

Do not iron clothes on body.

(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:

Do not drive car or operate machinery.

(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:

Warning: may cause drowsiness.

(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:

Warning: keep out of children.

(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:

For indoor or outdoor use only.

(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:

Not to be used for the other use.

(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:

Warning: contains nuts.

(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:Instructions:

open packet, eat nuts.

(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

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And this is another one

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You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5 isn't there.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

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And finally for all the Harry Potter nutters out there...

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Things to Remember at Hogwarts:

I will stop referring to showering as “Giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful”

Polishing my wand is acceptable in the common room. “Polishing my wand” is not.

If a classmate falls asleep in the common room, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw the Dark Mark on their arm

Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year’s Defense against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money making concept.

Seamus Finnegan is not “after me Lucky Charms”

I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil or piranha.

I do not weigh the same as a duck.

Remus Lupin does not wear a flea collar.

I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda.

It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the result would be.

I will not impersonate the Emeril in Potions class

Novelty or holiday-themed ties are not to be worn with my school uniform.

I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.

I will not dress up in a Dementor suit and use a dustbuster on Harry’s lips to get him to do what I want.

I will not refer to the Accio charm as “The force”

Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists

If asked in class in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling “It does DEATH!!!” may be correct but it is not the matter in which one should answer.

Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying “The library is closed for an indefinite time period” amusing in any sense.

A time turner is not a time capacitator, and therefore I should not install one in any muggle cars.
I am not allowed to use silencing charms on my Professors

If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer then 15 seconds I am to assume I am not allowed to use it.

I will not follow potion instructions in reverse order just to see what happens

I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts; A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.

I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintball

I will not cast the occasional Obliviate charm on Dumbledore even if it would be amusing.

I will not lock Gryffindors and Slytheryns in a room together and take bets on which house will come out alive.

I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they are real animals.

I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytheryn quidditch matches.

Bringing fortune cookies to Divination does not count as extra credit.

I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.

I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rock series during Arithmancy.

I will not charm the suits of armor to sing “Knights of the Round Table” at the Christmas feast.

I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

I will not dress as Voldemort for Halloween

I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

I will not sing “we’re off to see the wizard” when sent to the headmasters office.

I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then students yell Ni from various directions.

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Another one!

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15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.."NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

Er, long time no post ;)

Sorry (well I think you prefered without me anyway) for not blogging for a million years.

Life's just nothing to blog about

Just now me, my sis and my father go with my mother to the airport to send her off. She's going to San Fransisco. For work. Before that, my father brought us to the McDonalds in terminal 2 and bought himself, me and my sis the 50 cent ice-cream (which now costs 60 cents). Lol, but I was last to finish it.

Shortest post eva!

BB. Ferrero.

whee! life sux...

yes, i know 'whee' and 'life sux' don't go together, but then, how else can i sum up my totally uneventful day?

maybe you could gimme some tips or pointers...
for example:

1)keep the kopitiam empty so i can pick up my incoming calls...
2)get my mother to READ the time table for sup classes...
3)give life a complete makeover (actually, i seriously doubt you'd be able to do this)

so, on to my life story. well, it happened like this...
(drifts off into dreamland with a dizzy lopsided smile on face)

"today we did some boring maths paper, but before that we had chinese where we went through practice paper 7. damn fun (i thought i'd never say that, i'm a damn hypocrite [wow, vocab sure improved...])

"then i walked to a nearby (well, not so nearby, its a 15 minute walk from school) kopitiam for lunch and guess what? o joy, there was no place to sit. i had to end up squeezing between a chair and a table just to enjoy my lunch of duck rice...

"when i was at the entrance of my before after school care (well, let's call it 'jc' for the time being, that's the initials of the name) i realized that my phone was ringing. it was my mother. she said that she thought (here's where tip/pointer 2 comes in) that sup class ends at 13:00 so she had bought chicken chop (o man...i'm drooling) for lunch for my bro (who's at home), me and herself. damn damn damn damn. and she said that she had called a few times already. (here's where tip/pointer 1 comes in) i wished that that kopitiam wasn't so noisy and that i wasn't so intent on eating my food... ahh, the delicious duck rice!!!"

so, there's my story.

oh my goodness. evilness. whatever. it's already 22:30! umm, which i guess isn't very late.

i'm sitting here keeping my fingers busy with typing (though I probably wouldn't be by the time you read this, IF you read this) while sticking my ear plugs into my (what else?) ears, without any sound coming from it cause I just like it there (gosh, i'm turning out to be a nut!) and subconsiously listening to the fan hum at the speed it's going (which is probably faster than my sprinting speed by like...ten folds?) which i find pretty comforting AND i'm supposed to be listening to it only SUBconsciously.

i find comfort in staring at the bottle of water babies (although another alternative name is:我的baby, which i find pretty sick) and i don't even know why.

my day sux... (this is where tip/pointer 3 comes in)

has everyone gone nuts?!?

y is every1 hu has a blog force me (well, including every1, come 2 think of it) 2 sign in first?

cAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! can u jus send my invite 2 my hotmail account (which 4 ur info is: -) cos' my blog thingy is hotmail. pweeeeese?

(give doe eyes (which usually dun work, ah well, u can't hav everything in life))

this post is jus an update of wad u guys out dere r doing. ur spoiling my going-to-blogs-and-distroying-the-mood mood. so r u guys happy now? cos' i'm totally crushed... (sense de sacarsm yet, kiddos?)

Popular's latest update.

Thx to me and my family, Popular is now 107 bucks richer. It's so easy to earn money when you're working in some famous stationary/book store.

But thx to me and my family again, popular is now...
-3 correction tapes and their refills
-1 box of correction tape refills
-1 file
-4 books
-and a few more things that I can't remember
poorer.

So let's just say that my family gained 107 bucks worth of stuff but lost 107 bucks worth of tangible money.

I am proud to say that 3 out of the 4 books are mine!!! Mua ha ha ha ha!

Hey girls from normal chinese class? Remember when I said the deal that my mother made me? Well, now I'm 50 bucks richer in terms of market stuff than money. I have kindly donated all of it to Popular in the process of buying all the 3 books. You see now that I have such a big heart? (lol. I hope that my chest ain't bursting).

From about 15:00 on 2nd September, I am the proud owner of...
-Maximum Ride Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports (that's a hard cover book, cost me half my budget, and it's the 3rd of it's series)
-Grim Tuesday (I got Mister Monday already, if you're wondering)
-The Starlight conspiracy (that's the 3rd book of a series...and I don't have the first 2 books, and I haven't read the first two books either)
-1 correction tape
-1 correction tape refill and about a third of the box too
-Some knowledge skills on the layout of one of the Popular bookstore in TaoPaYo (yo, ppl, I don't know how to spell that [pretty obvious that my knowledge on Singapore isn't too good])

Gosh, that Popular had the Maximum Ride School's out Forever in hard cover and paperback too! But my mother wouldn't let me buy those, seeing that I have already read them. Sigh. Hey, on the bright side, AnYan, you don't have to lend me the book Vera lent you anymore! Oh yeah, and I couldn't find Maximum Ride the Angel Experiment even though I had figuratively turned Popular topsy turvy in search for it.

Do you know that the Popular I went to only had like...um...2 book shelves of about the height of my eye for teenage fantasy books? And the book shelves were about, twice of my height in length? That's REALLY little. I had only about this little choice (writer of blog sticks out her thumb and index finger and makes a small distance between them of about a millimetre) of books.

Hey, AnYan, I saw the Diamond Brothers series but my mum wouldn't let me buy any of them because the thick ones were a tad bit too expensive (to me, that is, I've got a budget, you know! After getting Maximum Ride I had only like, 25 bucks left!) and the thin ones...well, she claims that I could finish them in about...lets say 3 hours. Wow mum. Sometimes you even surprise me. You overestimated me...sometimes I wished that she had said I could get 100 bucks instead of 50. Sigh.

So, my sister, who was not even SUPPOSED to be in Popular at ALL, tagged along and bought a book. Which costs as much as the Maximum ride book. Gosh, that was half my budget, and the book wasn't even a hard cover one! She. Is. Such. A. Little. (insert a profanity [that's a BAD, emphasize on BAD, word] of your choice here, and it has to be a noun). If it were cass, it'll probably be 'Sucker'. If it were me (and it IS me)...

It would be something so bad that your sensitive eyes wouldn't be able to take it, it's not the 'f' word, oh yes, but it's gonna be something worse (and someone's yet to invent such a word, probably me, prefably me). (At this point, someone should have noticed that the writer has some evil glint in her eye) Something out of this world! (Do you think I'm overreacting? Like I'm on valium or something? Because it certainly seems that I am, and 12 and a half years of pent up anger just comes flowing out like a sea on a dam. Oh damn. I don't want to be such a meatphoric person. Just checking, is there such a word as 'metaphoric'?

Raffles Girls, here I come!!!

Blah blah blah. I wonder if you're all crying to yourselves that I haven't posted lately, but considering the circumstances I usually get, probably not *chuckle*.

I know I've been boring you guys out with all the favourite bands and blah so I shall NOT do that for this post. This post only. NO guarantee (since when did my English improve so much? I used to have tons of problems spelling simple words!).

Yippee! I got into RGS!!! I received my e-mail yesterday, and I received the officially letter 2day. You can probably tell by my post title. But it's like no biggy, cos' most of the class of girls got accepted too. I didn't get into NY, but what the heck lah! I didn't care, cos' majority of people going RGS so I'll just "go with the flow"(that was a nifty little quote I got out from the Maximum Ride series which I'm currently nuts about, I'm gonna try to buy the 3rd book).

(psst, my sis is watching the superstar thingy on YouTube, dunno why, she knows the results already, right? That small guy, whatever his name is. I think it's "Shawn".)

Today was NOT fun. Firstly, duh, there was school.

Secondly, Mrs. Ng scolded us just because we were a teensy weensy bit noisy, and it wasn't even our class which made the noise!

Thirdly, Vera found the 3rd book of the Maximum Ride series but AY spotted it first so I'll just put it that she snagged it. (psst, she used her mum's home-made cookies [which tasted like heaven, well, I haven't gone there, yet] to "BRIBE". Note the " and ")

There were some good points, firstly, I learnt that many of my friends were accepted into RGS too!!! I was so darn happy. So anyway, I was just up using the net for the last week cos' exam's over (well, exclude PSLE, would ya? A tombola [that's a girl who acts like a boy] gotta have some relaxing time too [I've gotta add that I "said" all that snidely])

Secondly, we got to wear home clothes!!! Whoop! I dunno why Gloria or Nigel (is there anymore?) did not. I can't believe it, they actually wore school uniforms!!! Glor was in formal, while Nigel (I think) was in PE.

Enough update on my life. Pretty short a post for my standards, and somemore with so much to catch up on. BB! Hope I see ya gals in RG!

Interview = Sucky

2day i went 4 the RGS interview. i was interview by an old man with really weird eyebrows in this "~" shape. really. it's squiggly. and then there was a lady. she was old and flabby and her fae was slacking. her eyeshadow, i tell u, was THICK. and it was purple. tell me how she managed 2 look slightly better than the devil. let me guess, i will not be entered into RGS, cos' there are so many other more suitable candidates than me. i was scared 2 death by her ugly face and the old man's hostility, and instead of asking anything like "how do your friends treat u", they ask "how would RGS benifit if she accepts u?" like, how was i supposed to answer? i forgot my answer already, so nvm.

so dat pretty muh summarises 2day. shortest post eva. should attract ppl 2 read.

can i like, die now?

i've got enough of this crapped up crap of assessment books, but i just exceeded my assessment book capacity by 100%! shock. on normal weekends, i do 2 assessment books, but 4 this weekend (mind u i'm toking only 'bout Sat and Sun), i did 4!!! i'm doing my 4th one now. it's english. u can probably guess the other 3 assessment books that i did. die.

okay, i've restricted myself from using the computer upstairs (MY computer) so i've taken 2 using this computer here on the 1st floor. i live in a terrace, dun 4get, or i'll personally come 2 u'r house (and i won't care wad u r doing be it bathing or doing homework) and conk u on u'r head, HARD (since when was i soft in any aspect?).

so now i've almost finished the english, just the compre 2 go. yes, the compre, 10 questions still waiting 4 me. so, 4 the millionth time: CAN I like, umm, DIE NOW? hopefully u won't answer yes, or i'll curse u into the next century, whether u like it or not. so yes or no? u noe, the latter's not an option. u gotta pick that, or i'll hex (even though i've no magic) u into the next mellinium and u'll nvr get the chance 2 get 2gether wif u'r crush! MUA HA HA HA HA! (am i evil or wad? and do u even hav a crush? if not, i'll consider the punishment again, but i'll still hex u into the next mellinium but wif another motive, u gotta admit, i'm EVIL!!!)

i've just finished compiling my portfolio 2 show 2 rgs when i go 4 my interview 2morrow, n i've memorised the short presentation of myself (which, from the comments from my friends, is not even used at all). i hope all goes well, wish u luck 2, LingYing. lol. i hope she wishes me luck back. i'm gonna need all the luck i can hav. i hope my legs are never gonna turn 2 jelly (ok, i take back wad i said of never being soft in any aspect) when i see the interviewers. my life has officially ended. well, i just 4got 2 write my will. how sad. i just hope nothing of mine goes to my sister. if they give my drawings 2 her, she's gonna show the world just how badly i drew. o shit (i didn't mean 2 b that vulgar, but it still beats saying f***, which i'll never use 2 curse anybody, at all, from, umm, ever since my life started. happy? so today was boring.

*Church*

my father and i were fighting over a piece of newspaper cutting from 2day's life newspaper, well, it wasn't exactly a NEWSpaper cutting, it was a SUDOKUpaper cutting. my father wanted to do it. lol. he gave me a hint bcos' i got stuck 4 an hour and the rest just comes smoothly like someone had just oiled the rusty (and still rusty) corks and gears and knobs in my brain. seriously, i took 3 hours to complete that sudoku puzzle. tut tut. rachelle, rachelle, u'r losing u'r footing, not that u have any in the first place.

next, my brother played the sudoku game on my mother's handphone, and he played difficult and his time was 5 min 26 seconds. he sucks at losing and i rock at losing. how much does that tell u about where i stand compared 2 him in sudoku? after 5 games, i managed to beat him, by about 28 seconds. that was cool, but then he played again and beat me by 3 seconds, no fair. (beating as in completing the puzzle quicker)

*Lunch*

we settled at a hawker centre near my church. and the table we sat at was one with a bowl of uneaten noodles, and the funny thing was, its cold, and it's not even half eaten. i mean like, which idiot would leave a bowl of untouched noodles which he paid 4 and leave it on the table 4 every one 2 see? when my parents went off 2 order the food, a cleaner came and whisked the bowl off the table, pour the uneaten contents into the trash bag attatched 2 her trolley and went off. amazing. my sis and i were laughing like xiao.

o yea, and during then, my bro seemed 2 have lost all sense of where he was (he had his iPod wif him and his earphones stuck in his ear) and was singing at the top of his voice, and it attracted the looks of quite a few fellow eaters (what r they called?). and guess what? he didn't even notice.

if my age = x, then Singapore will always be x+30 years old!!!

"happy" national day.

congratulate me 4 i'm going 2 the rgs interview on monday 13th of august (which is 6 months after my b-day) and whether i 进 or not it will b revealed on the 31 of august. pray dat i'll do well 4 the interview n dat i get in so my mother won't force assessment books and papers on me anymore. amen.

well, dat was nothing to b congratulated about. i wonder if cass get to interview or not. i'll call her later.

i just finished the homework assigned to us, and at 15:00, i'm going out 2 eat @ KFC. for no particular reason. well, there is a reason. we had breakfast late, n den my mother was 2 lazy 2 cook.

later i'll hav 2 do tons of assessment books. dat's why i'm so "happy" today. sheesh. y can't Singapore have her b-day in the first quarter of the year? den we can hav fun n relax instead of spending a public hol on assessment books at home? y o y?

yesterday was darned boring. i gotta admit dat i didn't even feel tired after standing for over 25 min.s yesterday. lol. n the marching of the national flag took ages. u noe, i think that the scouts should have their shorts lengthened until their knees. it's very short n it makes them look like idiots, which they already r, i suppose.

the talent time was okay. quite a few of the gals singing actually hav talent! they can sing like professionals! i support no.3 of the singing category and dat group with 3 boys 4 the dance category. i dun even hav half their skill!

but the singing of the national song was fun. i was so un-stretched from sitting 4 so long dat i let out my hyper energy in dat song! luckily, no one outside my class so me releasing my pent up energy. i would hav been a total dork den.

i love my voice. i can make lots of different kinds of voices with it. u noe, like dat guy who wears the suit in "we will". dat was fun. i kept immitating the voices and i jus realised dat i can sound a little like those professional english female singers with their funny accent (a common thing even among singers froms different countries). i dunno how i did it or how it sounded like but i noe it's something like dat, i can't exactly pin-point wad's in their voice but i can sense it. it's like all the female singers wanna show off how good they are. i'm a singer 4 Suffocation Squared but i dun sing like them. i sing like ME!!! every one hav their own different voice, like nick can sing like a very feminine opera singer (which he should b able 2, btw, cos' (s)he's a gal and can sing very high, wad (s)he lacks is the opera style kind of corset dresses 2 wear).

happy b-day then, Singapore!!! cheer on u!!!

Linkin Park + My Chemical Romance = 30 Seconds to Mars

30 Seconds to Mars really IS a combination of Linkin Park and My Chemical Romance. That's a reason why I like it. I've just been introducd to it by radio a few days back to "The Kill" (which is a song by them, by the way). Their officially ranked my #2 favourite band together with My Chemical Romance and behind Linkin Park.


These are a few songs by them.

"From Yesterday"


"The Kill"


"A Beautiful Lie"


Somehow my brother doesn't like them. Any ideas? Maybe their a competition for Linkin Park or My Chemical Romance? Anyway, you gotta admit, that Jared guy (the lead singer) from 30 Seconds to Mars looks a lot like Gerard (lead singer) from My Chemical Romance. Well, that is except for the parting, and the eyeshadow. Perhaps someday I'll put a song by My Chemical Romance on my blog so you'll know how Gerard looks like.

Well, here goes!

This is "Helena" by My Chemical Romance. Note how the lead singer looks.


This is "I Don't Love You" by My Chemical Romance. Note again.


I'm officially nuts about Linkin Park (since when in this half year haven't I?), My Chemical Romance & 30 Seconds to Mars!!!

Kid gets owned by dad

Just take a look at this video. It won't last for more than a minute. Go on. It's hilarious.

So, How was it?

My Chemical Romance -

Bored with titles.

Just copied lots of stuff from the notes Mr. Grosse gave us. Yawn. That was boring, now I'm trying to memorise the Chinese words. Not that tough, I must admit, but half of those things that I learn would fly away at the sight of the examiner. Die lah. And I even forgot where to assemble. Die even more lah.

Today's PE was pretty fun. Samuel got kicked out of the game because of something he said and my group got 3 points! Yeah! Way above the groups standards but far far below the class' average, if I'm not wrong.

Maths was o-so-boring. We did a maths paper. Again. Bored to hell when I finished. Then I started (what else?) drawing.

Someone asked me this question: Would you rather live life with Linkin Park songs turned on at the same volume everyday or live in a life with only piano songs and you'll never get to know Linkin Park at all, I was like, WHAT THE!?! That wasn't a question! The answer's staring right in your face!!! Hello. 醒悟吧! The day I stop listening to Linkin Park is the day I die. Which would never happen cos' I'm already dead!

I'm just bored today

2 days ago when I listened to my fave radio station 98.7fm I heard a song that I liked a lot, it was called "Look What You've Done" by Jet, maybe someday I'll put this song on my blog. There's also another song I like a lot by the same band called "Shine On". Well, that band rocks almost as much as Linkin Park and My chemical Romance. Now that's saying a lot.

I'm just gonna DIE!

congrats! AY! You know what I mean, don't you, AY?

So anyway, after reading your wonderful book called "Tru confessions" I realised that I have completely no idea of what my future would be like. So anyway, here's my ideal future:

Suffocation Squared would make it big and I would marry the guy I like (which in the unromantic term means that I'll stay single for life cos' I like no one) and the band would go around playing our select few songs! How about that? That's the only kind of future I've pictured myself in ever since I've gotten to know Linkin Park. Because my only dream then was to set up my own band, so I've succeeded and now what?

It's not 10 yet, I have to remind my sis, it's 21:59 now. Which means it's going to br 22:00 soon.

Oh yea, and have you guys seen that advertisment on S.H.E. promoting Linkin Park? That's so cool! I mean, my sis' fave band (egad) is promoting my fave band (high 5 man) which is so cool cos' Linkin Park is definitely never going to promote S.H.E., ever. Because Linkin Park rocks too much to sink so low to promote S.H.E. what do they think they're doing in the first place? Down grading Linkin Park? (Soooooooo sorry cass, I just really dun like them)

Logging off. BYE!

I didn't know Live Earth's highlights was today.

Anyway, I already recorded it. Woohoo! But they only show 1 or 2 songs from each band. BOOOOO.

Back to Friday {flashback}

Hmmm, if you ever plan on kidnapping anybody, you must follow these rules of the kidnapping nation:

1. Check up the hostage's background
2. Check up the hostage's personality
3. Check your health status
4(a). Check your way of signing the ransom
4(b). Don't be gay when you sign the ransom
5. Be a man

Lessons taught by the story from English. LOL! Really funny. But the humor's hard to grasp.

Let's just say PE was far more interesting than usual because we finally get to play something that is not dodgeball. Or poison ball, which is practically the same.

Back to Saturday {flashback}

Saturday was all crapped up!!! NanYang's DSA tests weren't that tough, with the glorious exception of Chinese. Chinese was o so difficult. Man, it was like dying. It was probably worse than dying, because after you die you can't feel the pain of failure anymore, cos' you're dead. So dead. A dead corpse. If Lord Voldemort comes to your house, you'd be even deader than an inferi (refer to Harry Potter books 6 (Half-Blood Prince) and 7 (Deathly Hallows)), which is of course more alive than just any dead corspe.

NanYang's Maths was easy like crap, then English was a little better than crap, and Chinese was jsut crapped up. Guess what we had for lunch? McDonalds! That's right! We paid S$80 just to take that stupid test and we end up having only an apple pie and a chicken burger (which is not even a double). Stingy people.

But I still think that I have more chance in RGS than in NanYang. Because RGS is just like the GEP entrance test while the NanYang's is like a P6's SA2 exam paper to a 6 year old. That's right. I was just about to die on the spot when I saw the paper.

But guess what? My father bought Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows while I was a NanYang! But due to the fact that I had claimed the ownership of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (which I think is the best book of the 6, considering that I haven't read even 1/10 of the 7th instalment of the Harry Potter series), the Deathly Hallows became my brother's, but he let me read some of the time, and in a day, I've read until Chapter 4!!! Whoopee! But the ending is darned cliche. I read it before I started reading the book. The ending sucks. I had expected more of the good guys to die, and Harry lived! What the heck lah! Then he went on to marry Ginny and Ron went on to marry Hermione.

Today my church organised a Fun in the Sun day (a.k.a. Fun Day) at Palawan beach.

Today was pretty fun, and I daresay that I got quite a tan, considering I've never been in direct contact with the sun for 5 hours straight before. Much less 1 hour. So you can guess my skin's pretty red. But it was fun. I made a Linkin Park logo in the sand and took a picture of it, incase someone smashed it by steppin on it, which was exactly what happened a few short minutes after I had showed it to my brother which was a mere few minutes after I completed it. It was a masterpiece in the sand!!! My best artwork ever!

Hey, and I forgot to mention, LIVE EARTH'S HIGHLIGHTS ARE TODAY! Whee! and I recorded it, but I suppose they only showed one song of each band, and I suppose the Linkin Park song they showed was What I've Done cos' it's the most meaningful. I didn't watch it, but I'm going to once I have the time. But the What I've Done live wasn't as nice a Breaking the Habit live.

Need to 'get the engine started' for PSLE. That's what my father said, so bye.

GAT (Get Action Time)

Today is today = boring is boring.

Both are the same.

During assembly, I started doing that stupid maths paper, and woot! By the time we were climbing the stairs to class, I had reached question 28!!! I rock so much!

English was BOOOOOring. Then came Science, which was very VERY bright compared to English and very VERY dull compared to yesterday. Honestly, I prefer lessons in the Science labs. They always mean experiment time.

Recess blah blah. I went to get a bowl of soup from stall 7, then I went down to Tanjong Rosyth to buy an ice-ball, but it turned out that I bought a box of cotton candy, or candy floss, which I'm used to calling. I ate it slowly, savouring every bite (well, every melt then) of the candy floss, and people around me were begging for some!!! LOL!

When we got back from recess, Rachel, Mel and Kim "begged" me for some candy floss, I gave them very generous portions of my candy floss.

During Science lessons, I was so tempted to eat that ZB and I made a pack. Every 5 minutes, we'll each have a little bit of the candy floss. Half of it was gone by the end of Science, wow, I ate that much?

Then came art. It was stupid, I mean, I did one, I saved it, that stupid tabkids program closed by itself without my permission and I couldn't find my picture in there! What the blah! Then I had to redo mine. That sucked like siao (sp?). Do not repeat my mistake.

Then it was Chinese, purely forgot to learn my 听写 and I died, but I think I managed to scrape a pass.

For lunch, I went down to Tanjong Rosyth to get a ice-ball and ended up buying 4, 1 for Cass, 1 for Vera, and 1 for YT (and 1 for me, of course). When I finished eating that ice-ball, it was already 12:52 and there's 3 more minutes to go till maths, but who cares? I went to buy a bowl of duck kuay teow soup. Yum Yum! I ate all of it in 3 minutes!

Then blah blah blah maths and then English started. I had to leave the class halfway just to go for that stupid RGSS GAT. That was pure stupidity. But Ling Ying also went for the GAT.

My mother came to pick me up at 14:00 and we went to RI to take the GAT. Thankfully, there was space in the carpark to park the car. Thankfully again, my name starts with 'R' and not with A-L. Thank goodness, because the queue for the A-L registration stretched all the way for about 10 metres. Down the stairs and into the car's waiting area. But the M-Z queue was so short, only about slightly longer than a metre that it only took my mother and I 1 minute before our turn came. It was 14:33. They wanted us to assemble outside the hall by 14:45. So my mother and I went down to the canteen to get a can of ice-lemon tea. Oh yea, and before we went down, I met Darren and Gary there, going for the GAT too, I suppose.

My mother said I had to have a good impression and insisted on retying my hair, which was a complete waste wasted time, as the frinch just came hanging down again, just like it did at school.

It was way after 14:45 before they let us in, it was about 14:54 around there. Only 2 pencils and a soft eraser were needed, so naturally I brought a mechanical pencil, a wooden pencil, and my trusty black exam grade eraser!!! Of course, I took my jacket with me, the hall wasn't that cold, but not that warm either so I just wrapped the jacket around myself.

The boys (going for RI, not RGSS) sat at the left of the hall while the girls (going for RGSS not RI) sat on the right.

Then they made us sit like zombies for half an hour just filling up our OAS which consists of the usual name, gender, date of birth, date, and an extra BC no.. So we just sat there like corpses as they flashed us some samples of how the GAT might look like. It was boring. Just like our GE entrance test. Some patterns and you have to complete them. Boring.

Then the real thing started. The first few questions were easy, I only remembered being stuck on Q.22 and Q.27. I skipped them and continued, Q.38, the last question, was tough, it took me at least 2 minutes to figure out how to do it. By then, only 2 minutes left to go. So I quickly flipped to Q.22 and realization dawned upon me, and I quickly changed my answer, when I went to Q.27, the same thing happened. It's funny, you know. Just as I fininshed shading the oval, time's up! Half an hour gone! I felt I had done quite well. Then my mother bought me a notebook, a mathematical set (mine broke when some idiot threw my bag from the 3rd floor of the IBC. You know the place where we out our bags and you have to climb that stupid stairs) and a stapler, because I need it. I keep borrowing from AnYan.

Guess what? 98.7 fm played "Bleed it Out" from Linkin Park's latest album, Minutes to Midnight. That was the coolest part of the day. Happy happy happy!

Damn cool chic Science Lesson! Go green!

So, title explains it all, but I'll tell you about it later, I start from the start (of the day) and end at the end (0f the day).

So, where do I start? I know! From the beginning!

Today, I sweated it out for the first 15 minutes after I woke up, not due to exercise but to the lack of the ventilation in the room cos' my pop thinks that offing (any such word?) my fan is a damn cool and useful idea to get my lazy bum (which is not lazy at all) out of bed. Well, guess what? I got hyper, and refused to talk to my father on the way to school. And he scolded me in public. Pity you weren't there when he scolded, you should see the way his eyes pop out, just like teacher Pat. But trust me, it wasn't fun. At all.

So I deliberately forgot to say goodbye to him, then I entered the school gate.

Before I got up to the classroom, I went to return a book called "FLUSH" which I borrowed from AnYan who borrowed from the library. That book was awesome! I give you a hint. It's got something to do with toilets. Then I got up to the classroom and guess what scene met me? A completely smiley YT. I found it a little weird, afterall, she is in the company of ZB and Cass who like completely hate her now but she's still smiling.

Then I went to sit down and got out my book called "TRUESIGHT", a very nice book which I'll tell you about later. Then a few sweaty minutes later, YT was crying. What a contrast to the previous time I saw her. Her face was red and she was shouting to ZB that she was also a human to what ZB said: I'm also a human too, you know? (That's what ZB said)

Then she went sniffing, Dawne and I looked at each other, then we looked at YT, then we looked back at each other. Then, well, I don't think it'll be very nice for me to type this out in case the wrong person came along to see.

Lol. The assembly was so funny. The whatever asked us to stand up, then we waited so long is complete silence until I became exasperated and started waving, then the whatever told us to sit down "as there has been a technical problem". It was so darned funny, well, to me, at least.

Then SS started. Mrs. Koh went on to make us identify the underlying (or root. Root is so much easier to say that underlying, and much simpler to spell too) problem. I practically has to copy everything that YT typed out for the project (she was feeling quite well by then) and I had almost finished writing the 12th problem (4 words left, to be exact) and was going on to the 13th and final question when she wisked the paper away. Simple as that.

Then it was English. And I forgot what we learnt, so let's just skip the Dukar lesson, shall we?

Then next up was PE. Dodgeball again. You can guess. AnYan and I were getting a little (a little is an understatement, really) bored of that game. I got hit twice. Almost had to get out (it would have been such a relief for my poor soul).

Now we get to the exciting part. SCIENCE!!!

It was probably the most fun I ever had in any lesson at all.

So we start, Mrs Teo asked no. 1 in the group (we had to number ourselves, if you don't remember) to take the beaker of green liquid and an empty beaker to our table. No. 2 then poured the green liquid (which is actually water with algae in it, okay, don't take it seriously) into that big basin in front of us. She said we had to use the equipments on the table (a spoon, a sucker (sorry, but I dunno the name), a straw, a raffia string, a paper towel and a pair of tweazers) to assist us in the job of clearing the oil, I was wondering what the pair of tweazers was for until I gasped in horror that she was putting "litter" into our mini ocean, thus breaking up the oil and making it spread. Oh the poor poor mini ocean, mama will take care of you! Don't worry! I won't let any baddies near you!!! okay, I wasn't that bad, okay? So I had the job of taking out the litter, and once I was done with that, I got bored. I came up with the idea of using dead birds to soak up the oil (because that's what the live birds always do when they meet with an oil spill, it would be an honour that would be passed on for generations to come), well, but the problem is, we don't have birds, but feathers would have proven a good alternative.

So I got bored. Joshua kept on spooning out huge amounts of the darling mini ocean very little amount of that idiotic oil that polluted it. So I picked up the sucker, stuck it in the beaker of what was meant for oil-but-turned-out-to-be-a-mini-mini-ocean and sucked out some water, since water sinks and oil rises. I'm a genius, right? Before that, we tried soaking up the oil with the paper towel. I suggested just covering the surface of the water with the paper towel but Darren and Joshua had to go and disagree. That sucked, but ZB came to my rescue and tried dipping the remaining whole piece of paper towel (which we had not shredded to pieces before) and dunked it into the water, and that worked! Mrs. Teo said that the raffia string and the straw play important roles in clearing up that sweet little ocean but try as I might, I canno think of a use for the straw. Raffia string I understand, because Joshua pointed out that the raffia string could surround the oil and stop it from spreading, but the problem is, it has already spread to all parts of the ocean...

Then for some particular reason, Mrs. Soh came knocking on the door. We had to great her, but that did not stop us from having fun!!! Samuel showed my group how to take away the oil with a tweazer, problem is, that his brain is so puny that he cannot comprehend that in a real situation, much less this small simulated one, it would take YEARS to take out most of the oil. Hello, by then I think I'd be in my grave. Darren tried using raffia string to take out the oil, it was pretty useful, but then again, it took out very meagre amounts of oil from the "oil spill" caused by Mrs. Teo. Yeah, and imagine having to use that little sucker (not referring to anybody, referring to the equipment) to take out all the oil, by the time the time the job is done, 10 ice ages would have passed, and the oil would have killed all the plants and animals in that particular area of the ocean, and most probably, the oil would be left there, and those honoured birds would help us clear the oil, risking the risk of losing their necks, and breathes.

I think that we should all honour the birds in the Global Congregation to Combat Oil Spills (GCCOS, if you think you've flunk your history test, relax there's no such thing, if not I'd have flunk too) and give them the highest paying jobs, with a ton of fish a day for salary, then we'll feed their egos to their limits and send them off to meet their doom! Afterall, that is going to be a once in a life time experience, and a very good one for birds!

When Mrs. Teo asked my group to talk about what we did, we all pointed fingers a Darren, to indicate that he's going to do the talking, much against his own will, I think. But then agian, where's the team spirit? Huh?

Huge news. We started out with 400 ml of algae filled ocean water and was left with only (and exactly) 250 ml of algae filled water, when we only took out maybe around 70% or 80% of the oil, which is, by the way, a lot (exactly 1/80 of it minus 1), if you have me in your group.

I was bored out of my pants in the next 4 periods so don't talk about it. Oh yea, before I forget, AnYan got put into YT's group and YT got put into AnYan's group, because Cass simply couldn't stand YT, or the sight of her. That was for Science group, by the way.

JC was uneventful, unless you call getting scolded for doing an approved routine eventful.

So, I'm getting really bored, so I'll stop my post at here and forget about that book called "TRUESIGHT" that I was supposed to be reviewing for the sake of you (which is nobody anyway).

Who wants to be a Millionaire?

Lol, I'll explain the title later.

So recently, there has been a little tift about whether I was S.S. Rawks or whether S.S. Rawks was me (it's exactly the same thing, ignore either the former or latter, your choice). Seriously, here's my statement that shocked Simplicity (a.k.a. Samuel a.k.a. Hernes), and a few other people around when I said it at school:

"I promise to god that I'm not S.S. Rawks, happy?"

He was like all hell has frozen over and like I had sprouted wings (well, sorry, I got carried away, I read a book called "Growing Wings" today. It was literally growing wings, not figuratively, and in total, I read finish 2 whole books today, 1 of which consists of 150 pages and the other 209 pages), an extra nose, a few more fingers than nessecary and a horn out of my forhead not unlike a rhino. Well, afterall, I'm a Christian. And I'm not supposed to swear...

So this was what Simplicity (Samuel) said on someone's (Nicholas', to be exact) tagbox:

"No. I'm VERY sure that I'm correct. Zb: If you don't believe, ask rachelle. If she say she is not s.s rawks, ask her to promise to god, she can't, coz she's s.s rawks."

And twit, you forgot something, even if I'm not S.S. Rawks, I'll still have to say I am! Cos' I'm not supposed to swear, hello.

So, trying to force me to say I'm S.S. Rawks, huh? You already know I can't swear to God anything, cos' Christians are not supposed to swear at all. So even it I'm not S.S. Rawks you're still gonna make me say I'm S.S. Rawks? You know, that's framing an innocent person. 我可以告你的！So anyway, I found a loophole so I can escape, but you probably wouldn't find it at all, until I tell, you, at least. You'll never even find it out when I'm promising!

Mua Ha Ha Ha!

So, I didn't break any rules set by God, neither did I NOT promise to God that I'm not S.S. Rawks. So, I'd say I outsmarted you, Samuel, *evil laugh* again.

So, time to explain the wonky title.

It only takes 2 questions to be a millionaire.

1) Who would you rather marry

2) (again) Who would you rather marry (with a mystery choice (d))

I dunno what happened before, I only knew I was stamping and laughing and...and... well, let's just say I'd have looked like a complete idiot in the eyes of those who haven't experienced my wild, hyper, and extreme side (but I've always been like that, right? You can aske Cass for further clarification, but for now, on with the story) while laughing at something Nick just said together with AnYan. I've got an unsettling feeling that that is somehow connected with what I'm trying to say next.

So our first (and only) contestant is Miss Nicole Neo Huai Yang! (Well, more well known as GMGMGM, General Manager of the Genetically Modified Gay Magnets), so I admit tweaking the name a little, but otherwise, where's the fun?

So at the scene of the awaiting fate of a to-be millionaire...

It was just after I promised I'm not S.S. Rawks (and of course, I don't like telling lies, I never lied to anyone if I could help it, just remain totally silent), AY and I asked Nick 1 question:

Questioner: "Who would you rather marry? Jaya, Dawne, or Alex?"

Reply: "It's so obvious right? There's only one girl in the lot lor!"

Q (jumping all about, face plastered with a triumphant smile): "Oh, so you mean you'd rather marry Dawne?"

R: "No! I'd rather marry Alex!"

Just then, realization sank in...

ALEX IS A GIRL! (who wears blooming pink flowerfull undies!!! MUA HA HA HA!)

(So anyway, Nick, await your doom [if Alex even comes to this dead blog anyway] then I'll await mine, for the pink flowery undies)

Next question:

Q: "Who would you rather marry? Jazlene, ZB or Dawne?" (ZB, sorry for using your name, we were actually desperate to find names of girls, which excludes us... of course)

R: "Neither."

Q: "Okay, (A), Jazlene, (B), ZB, or (C), Dawne?"

R: "(B)."

Q (practically cat calling): "Hah! So you like ZB lah!"

R: "No, I had 6 choices, right? (A), and Jazlene, and (B), and ZB, and (C), and Dawne right? So I choose (B) lah!" (Never said why (B), not (A) or (C), perhaps some personal reasons?)

Q: "Pick (A), (B) or (C)."

R: "I pick (D)."

Q: "Congrats! You have just chosen... (drumroll) YT!"

LOL! That was SO funny.

By the way, he answered both questions wrongly, it was supposed to be the first choice for both questions, but anyway, MinChih claims that Jazlene is Shit's (Joshua) property...

So my day rocked. How's yours?

Ma(i)n ta(i)n

See how I can make a difference? Look at my title! I completely change the meaning of something. So, but how can I change things in real life? Like what? Like my assessment book? Well, actually, yeah. I actually scarred it for life (oh please, it doesn't even have a life). I smashed my pen into the pages and it sunk for about 10 pages... wow, yeah. My mother made me do assessment books today. Sucks, it does.

What a nice mother, what a nice mother.

So anyway, I'm planning on changing my blogskin, asked MinChih to help me with the html. Blogger couldn't accept my html that I copied from the webby. I sent her 2 of the html of a few of my favourite blogskins from (where else?) blogskins.com. One of them was Linkin Park, the other was My Chemical Romance. Well, see which one you like, cos' I'm getting pretty sick of my blog skin: Minima Dark (by Blogger, but it's still my favourite blogger skin, because the rest are just so lousy)... So I plan on changing quite a few stuff, I'll see whether I can get "Little Things Give You Away" from iwebmusic, the last time I checked don't have, *sigh*. I'm sure AnYan would like that song, afterall, she likes songs with no rap, and screaming which is more like singing. Trust me, this song has no screaming, just mild shouting, but too bad I can't put up on my blog. But anyone knows what it "levees"? Cos' there's that word in that song. I think it might have something to do with bonds... lol.

Short post, but a post, nonetheless.

FREEBIES SEEKER! KFC! MP3 PLAYERS! all meet up on an unlucky day, FRIDAY the 13!

Hey, will all of you just go to ZB's blog and then vote for her? Because if she wins, she gets a laptop and you will stand to win a Samsung mp3 player! It's so cool! The mp3 player is black, and it is almost like an iPod with a storage ot 2GB! My mp3 is only 512MB... wow, ZB, if you actually get that laptop, 你要请我去吃大餐 hor! You are the youngest who got into the finals man! YOU. ARE. SO. COOL. Yeah, I read that FREEBIES SEEKER one, that one was a little bit kiasu, don't ya think?

I updated my Fave Songs list, so, if anybody chances to pass by this freakin' blog, just take a look, okay?

So today we had Maths, we baffled a few people with our card tricks (that's what we'll be presenting on...) including Mrs. Koh, so WE ROCK! Haha! Linkin Park rawks more than that, and I actually drew on my watch the Linkin Park logo and the words L.I.N.K.I.N. P.A.R.K. Lucky my watch was dark, so my mother didn't see it. Lol. And Cass gave me the newspaper of the graffitied Harry Potter already, and I cut it out already, but I haven't pasted it in my scrapbook, still on the 1st floor, I on 3rd floor. My mother wants me to do all my assessment books today so that tomorrow I can go to Dunman's open house without the burden of that freakin' assessment book on my back. Would you care to share my burden? Afterall, a burden shared is a burden halved!!! Would you be that kind?

So anyway, I went to fanfiction.mugglenet.com (or was it harrypotterfanfiction.com?) and I read this story in which Harry made a list of the stupid things he had done in life, so I'm going to make one too!!! And then I'll write down why they're stupid, then I'll pick the stupidest and frame it up on my blog.

But tell me first, should change the blog picture to that of My Chemical Romance? Because maybe some people might find it a little boring...

So anyway, here goes:

The stupid things that Rachelle did

0 year old:

#1 Been born

If not I wouldn't have to live this life of misery...

1 years old:

#1 Learnt to talk

My mother would kill now to just stop me talking today...

#2 Got sent to Kindergarten

Why the heck do I even need to go to Kindergarten?

#3 Learnt to walk

Maybe I don't regret this, cos' know I can runaway from my parents when they call...

2 years old:

#1 Started doodeling

Then: I started. Now: I can't stop, I even draw on exam papers

3 years old:

#1 I can't remember a thing about then

Not even a cute lil' picture of me then

4 years old:

#1 Forgot to say goodbye to my mother when I went to Kindergarten

Eyes start to tear up and I looked stupid, and very sensitive

5 years old:

#1 Did a stupid drama

Made a fool of myself on stage

6 years old:

#1 Graduated from Kindergarten

I had to wear tons of make-up and a stupid baggy atire

#2 Ate a Queen ant

Tasted HORRIBLE and VILE, never NEVER try it.

7 years old (P1):

#1 Joined Primary school

Come on! I wasn't even orientated about it!

#2 Pestered teacher whether I was a prefect or not

I must have looked completely out of my mind then... I had wanted to be a prefect, badly

8 years old (P2):

#1 Pestered teacher whether I was a prefect or not

And I did become a prefect, but you'll see why it's stupid later on

9 years old (P3):

#1 Became a little (fine, not that little) self-centered cos' past 2 years I got top in level

Did real badly in SA2 *Sigh*

#2 Became a prefect

Tough job, everyday have to wake up early, then cannot slag or abandon duty

#3 Joined the GEP

I later found out that I could have been CEO of Cafe@Hougang (a cafe in Hougang Primary) if I didn't quit to join Rosyth

10 years old (P4):

#1 Came to Rosyth

Wowee, I'm amazed I'm still alive even though I climb 6 floors a day at school

#2 Shifted home to terrace

I'm even more amazed that I'm still alive, adding an additional 3 floors a day at home

11 years old (P5):

#1 Had my you-know-what (AY, Cass, ZB, Vera, Isabella, Rachel & YT should know this)

It was pure SICK, I dunno how I stand it for so long without dying.

#2 Took part in O.M.

I knew we had no chance at all. *Sigh*

12 years old (P6):

#1 Had to take part in PSLE

Why did I grow up so fast? You have actually watched me grow up in a few, short minutes!

So how was YOUR life?

(No) FREE TIME!!!

This is so boring. I mean, take a look at the Chinese situation now. We just finished a 小测验 today and it sucks, I have totally different answers from AnYan & she's better than me at Chinese. I'm so gonna fail this stupid test. I'm so gonna fail...

NewsFlash!
The highlights of Live Earth is going to be shown again on Channel 5, this Sunday, from 4 p.m. to 7 p.m.! And Linkin Park is one of them! HIGHLIGHTS!

BUT, look on the bright side! They're gonna be re-showing Linkin Park's live performance at Tokyo this Sunday from 4 p.m. to 7 p.m. on Channel 5! That's so cool! I mean, I completely missed "Crawling" on Live Earth! I watched the rest but that's not enough! I'm gonna record this one! Or rather, I'm gonna get help from my father to help me record this one. I forgot to record the other one and I felt so DEPRESSED. And God came to give me another chance!

Rachel, who was the whom you mentioned in your mother's car that likes Linkin Park? Maybe he has the 3rd album! I don't have any songs from that album except for "What I've Done", and I like all their songs. Just provide me with this information and I'll stop pestering you (for what?) forever, okay?

You all know the survey that we did today, right? There was one question which went like this:

You think the pupils in your class do well because:

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o...
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oThey are good at guessing the answers

Did anybody tick that? I was like: what the -, (it was "what the hell" or "what the heck" not the 'f' word) I'm not as vulgar as Vera, or even Isabella. That was actually the stupidest (any such word?) answer for any question in that whole darn survey...

New song, i suggest that you don't use ear phones... cos' it might damage some delicate ears...

I've noticed that hardly anyone listens to the songs I put on my blog, so I've just put up 'What I've Done' on the blog. I only made it play once. If it's too loud, sorry lor. If you want to watch the video (which is really meaningful, by the way), the webby is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sgycukafqQ&mode=related&search=

Just watch it... it rawks. & so does Linkin Park. Best quality I've found on iwebmusic, the rest are either too muffled or have been abrubtly cut short. The first one I tried was perfect. Not too loud and not muffled, but it came to an abrubt end somewhere and that song didn't sound nice anymore. (For the people who come to my blog just to listen to songs) once this song is over, it's over, I only made it play once, then you can go listen to the other songs, happy? It's just that no one listens to anything if I don't put up any songs, and then I can't advertise how much I just LOVE Linkin Park (just like Cass is supposed to love herself, note 'supposed'). It is a bit slow, I mean the tempo, melody and all, you can figure that out if you watch the video on YouTube.

Hey, cass, response 2 u'r entry on u'r blog (not dat u need 1, i'll make it pink 2, but, yuck. same format & all)

WHY IS MY LIFE SO PATHETIC?

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i feel...

1. betrayed
> I DO NOT STICK AROUND WITH ANYAN LIKE LOVERS. AND YOU ARE NOT THE 3RD WHEEL, GEDDIT?

2. angry
> lost what freedom of expression? you still joke, and you still laugh, and finally... YOU'RE STILL CASS!!!

3. dumb {can't talk}
> hello? you actually don't think twice when you talk to me...

4. unfunny
> what do you mean "i can't laugh like before"? watch MinChih's Harry Potter videos on her blog, that'll make you laugh HARDER than before.

5. loved
> now that's the correct attitude. I wonder what's wrong with you today...

6. helped
> how does we hating Winnie help at all? But, glad to be of help!!!

7. sick
> try eating a queen ant, then wait for your sister to dump some wet sand (with who-knows-what's in it) into your mouth, after that, it won't be that sick anymore.

8. hated
> everyone will be hated, but cheer up! Someone LUUUUUUUURVES you! You go around loving people, why can't you just love YOURSELF?

9. dead
> trust me, my blog is definitely deader than you.
so... remember my blog ((:






see how much people love you?
so what if this year is PSLE year?
so what about what adults say?
are you actually creating trouble?
being yourself is not as HARD as you think.

ummm... why would a fish be squashed in the first place? I mean, it's not as if you'd let Sean Seet sit on your plate of fish, right?
you want to get rid of yourself?
which side?
the funny or the NOT funny?
you can concentrate on PSLE even if you ARE an idiot...







argggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i want my cass back, i want all the fun i rightfully deserve
i'm comforting you (depends on your p.o.v. at least)

AHHHHHHH

i know you're not depressed and you don't need to see a PROFESSIONAL psychiatrist. you need to see UNprofessional psychiatrists, like me (or my blog, for the matter)!
sometimes stress is good.


if anybody wants to kill you
i won't let them either, cos' you are my BESTEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WIDE UNIVERSE (excluding Rachel and AnYan)!

if anybody wants to harm you
i'll fight for you.

you will never let go
unless I (and God, of course, but you won't bear to see your best friend suffer, would ya?) tell you to

no way are you going to let go of your life just because someone threatens you to.

Think of all the food you can gorge if you're alive!

i'm not emo anymore.........

......to even look at the food

sheesh, i can't believe anyone would smile, is it by any chance Winni?
I wonder, too

okay anyway,
YOU were all crapped up

anyway, Cass, that was a nice morale booster.

it's all my opinion. thx, 4 reading.

Worm in my food! Argh!

Actually, it''s not my food, it's Cass', and it happened yesterday so it's a delayed message that I want to get across. NEVER EVER BUY FOOD FROM STALL 5 ANYMORE, THEY DON'T GIVE A WHINNY ABOUT HYGIENE, THEY ONLY CARE ABOUT MONEY, THOSE MONEY MINDED, SELF-CENTRED, EGOISTIC PEOPLE RUNNING STALL 5. THEY SUCK, I CAN ASSURE YOU. There, done. I think I got my message across... to no one at all. Because no one comes to my blog. At all.

My blog is gonna die in like
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10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 BOOM! My blog is officially dead! Woot! The enemies of me and my blog are rejoicing! (I don't get what's there to rejoice about, I mean, a DEATH! even of a blog's it's still a death, and that's murder. Some are responsible but all are guilty [Wait, it's the opposite, some are quilty, but all are responsible, or is it? I'm confused...]! You people are all guilty and responsible for the murder of my blog, why, you vicious blood sucking pigs! I'M GONNA KILL YA!

So anyway, Linkin Park rocks because they chose a place where there would be very little litter to perform! Woot! LINKIN PARK RAWKS LIKE MAD! So continuing, Linkin Park is very smart.

[School]
1) This morning, Glor (or was it someone else? anyway, it doesn't really matter) borrowed YT's Maths paper for some only God-knows-what reasons
2) Then she asked me to give it back to YT
3) I passed it to Gary
4) For some weird reasons, when we were walking up the spiral stairs, Samuel came up to Cass and I
5) He said," I put YT's paper in Nick's bag. See his reaction when he finds out."
6) Then of course, we due to our wild imgination started to picture the scene
7) Then when Nick got back to class, he opened his bag
8) The first thing he saw was.....
9) YT's paper!!!
10) Clumsily pushed into his bag, stuffed, more like
11) Then he pushed it to Samuel/Darren as if it was some kind transmitable cancer or some kind of VERY fatal (note VERY) virus
12) They pushed it back
13) This went on for about, hmm...7 seconds
14) Then YT went to take her paper back
15) Then I shot Gary a look
16) I mean, how could the paper have landed in their hands when I gave it to him, not them?
17) He pointed to Samuel, Darren and Alex
18) Then he said,"They snatched it from me!"
19) Whoever the heck 'THEY' is I don't know
20) But I thank them for a good start of a boring day and week at school

LOL and this is how the very exciting, more exciting than fire breathing dragons and damsels in distress, story ends. It didn't have a happy ending, we were all so sad when it ended, it was funny, but, shouldn't you people stop teasing poor YT and start to treat her not like dirt (but not like a queen either) but like a NORMAL person?

I mean, she's okay, not that bad. But, NOBODY'S PERFECT! And no, Cass, ZB, my poor little puny mind isn't corrupted by all her talk about what a poor little thing she is.

Come one, she's just a girl, but anyway, a normal girl would have someone like her, and very very VERY surprisingly, someone DOES like her. Not obliged to disclose the person's name. Well, but that means... I'M NOT A NORMAL GIRL!

Well, of course I'm not, no normal girl would go gaga about some metal, non-chinese, all male bands like LINKIN PARK and MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE! But both Linkin Park and My Chemical Romance still rock so much! I overheard some girls from NanYang talking about My Chemical Romance's 'Teenagers' and one of the girls wanted it, badly. =) I'm so lucky to have that song.

Hmm... I seem to be getting to know quite some inside information about some people, like who likes YT and who Hernes is...

Anybody fancy to tell me more about their love or secret life? I would be glad to keep it but not to disclose it. So far I haven't disclosed anything about YT's secret admirer or Hernes.