Lol, I'll explain the title later.
So recently, there has been a little tift about whether I was S.S. Rawks or whether S.S. Rawks was me (it's exactly the same thing, ignore either the former or latter, your choice). Seriously, here's my statement that shocked Simplicity (a.k.a. Samuel a.k.a. Hernes), and a few other people around when I said it at school:
"I promise to god that I'm not S.S. Rawks, happy?"
He was like all hell has frozen over and like I had sprouted wings (well, sorry, I got carried away, I read a book called "Growing Wings" today. It was literally growing wings, not figuratively, and in total, I read finish 2 whole books today, 1 of which consists of 150 pages and the other 209 pages), an extra nose, a few more fingers than nessecary and a horn out of my forhead not unlike a rhino. Well, afterall, I'm a Christian. And I'm not supposed to swear...
So this was what Simplicity (Samuel) said on someone's (Nicholas', to be exact) tagbox:
"No. I'm VERY sure that I'm correct. Zb: If you don't believe, ask rachelle. If she say she is not s.s rawks, ask her to promise to god, she can't, coz she's s.s rawks."
And twit, you forgot something, even if I'm not S.S. Rawks, I'll still have to say I am! Cos' I'm not supposed to swear, hello.
So, trying to force me to say I'm S.S. Rawks, huh? You already know I can't swear to God anything, cos' Christians are not supposed to swear at all. So even it I'm not S.S. Rawks you're still gonna make me say I'm S.S. Rawks? You know, that's framing an innocent person. 我可以告你的！So anyway, I found a loophole so I can escape, but you probably wouldn't find it at all, until I tell, you, at least. You'll never even find it out when I'm promising!
Mua Ha Ha Ha!
So, I didn't break any rules set by God, neither did I NOT promise to God that I'm not S.S. Rawks. So, I'd say I outsmarted you, Samuel, *evil laugh* again.
So, time to explain the wonky title.
It only takes 2 questions to be a millionaire.
1) Who would you rather marry
2) (again) Who would you rather marry (with a mystery choice (d))
I dunno what happened before, I only knew I was stamping and laughing and...and... well, let's just say I'd have looked like a complete idiot in the eyes of those who haven't experienced my wild, hyper, and extreme side (but I've always been like that, right? You can aske Cass for further clarification, but for now, on with the story) while laughing at something Nick just said together with AnYan. I've got an unsettling feeling that that is somehow connected with what I'm trying to say next.
So our first (and only) contestant is Miss Nicole Neo Huai Yang! (Well, more well known as GMGMGM, General Manager of the Genetically Modified Gay Magnets), so I admit tweaking the name a little, but otherwise, where's the fun?
So at the scene of the awaiting fate of a to-be millionaire...
It was just after I promised I'm not S.S. Rawks (and of course, I don't like telling lies, I never lied to anyone if I could help it, just remain totally silent), AY and I asked Nick 1 question:
Questioner: "Who would you rather marry? Jaya, Dawne, or Alex?"
Reply: "It's so obvious right? There's only one girl in the lot lor!"
Q (jumping all about, face plastered with a triumphant smile): "Oh, so you mean you'd rather marry Dawne?"
R: "No! I'd rather marry Alex!"
Just then, realization sank in...
ALEX IS A GIRL! (who wears blooming pink flowerfull undies!!! MUA HA HA HA!)
(So anyway, Nick, await your doom [if Alex even comes to this dead blog anyway] then I'll await mine, for the pink flowery undies)
Next question:
Q: "Who would you rather marry? Jazlene, ZB or Dawne?" (ZB, sorry for using your name, we were actually desperate to find names of girls, which excludes us... of course)
R: "Neither."
Q: "Okay, (A), Jazlene, (B), ZB, or (C), Dawne?"
R: "(B)."
Q (practically cat calling): "Hah! So you like ZB lah!"
R: "No, I had 6 choices, right? (A), and Jazlene, and (B), and ZB, and (C), and Dawne right? So I choose (B) lah!" (Never said why (B), not (A) or (C), perhaps some personal reasons?)
Q: "Pick (A), (B) or (C)."
R: "I pick (D)."
Q: "Congrats! You have just chosen... (drumroll) YT!"
LOL! That was SO funny.
By the way, he answered both questions wrongly, it was supposed to be the first choice for both questions, but anyway, MinChih claims that Jazlene is Shit's (Joshua) property...
So my day rocked. How's yours?
