SICK GUY CALLED JOVYN ON MSN!
If anyone receives some invitation indicating that he/she wants to be your contact, and the email address goes something like
That person is a sick idiot. Probably a guy.
He says stuff like "I love you" and his MSN font is Ravie, I think.
If you actually accept his invite and have a decent conversation with him without him going "I love you" or "What's your name" or "Are you a boy or a girl" or "Are you a child or an adult", congrats.
That guy is clearly a lecher. *Shudders*
If you have a conversation with him and you tell him you're gonna block him, he goes "f*** you". Then you go and delete this contact to avoid further misleading which would probably end up in you being kidnapped for some ransom money.
In a last ditch attempt to get you to not block him (you should delete him secretly), he'll keep repeating "I love you" and "Sexy body" (bleh). Eww! Gross.
The moment you irritate him (and spoil his plans, ha!), he starts cussing.
Like when he asks for your name, give your nickname. Then he asks again what is your name. Say that you're only an acquaintance (or even less) and that you'd rather stick to your nickname.
Then when you ask him how he got your email address, he'll say I got it from a friend, or some crack pot story like that. Probably didn't expect you to put up a resistance, ha!
He says his name is Jovyn.
When he asks for your gender or age, tell him it's none of his business and that he should keep his filthy nose out of that.
He should be wondering (and probably doubting) whether you'd be a vulnerable and good prey to pick on and lure out for ransom (or maybe for some...ahem...sexual intercourse. Don't make me say that again) by then.
Then once he gets you hooked to the whole "I love you" thing and makes you feel special, he'll make a move and reveal his ulterior motive! Mua ha ha ha ha!
*Quickly changes back to serious face*
Sa, don't be tricked. Stay away from this guy. Or, er, sick girl.
Don't be fooled.
Yudan sezu ni ikou. Roughly translated into "Let's not get careless". =D From Prince of tennis!
RL (I'm being serious here...)
